Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tucker Max Doesn't Care About His Fans

It's amazing that the idiots who kiss Tucker Max's ass continue to visit his website after he treats them like crap. Here's a typical post by Tucker showing what he really thinks of his fans:


"Let me explain something to the whiney cunts who have been PMing me about their fucking signatures or whatever being changed:

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I don't care. You shouldn't care either, but if you do, I don't want to hear about it. I don't care about your signatures, I don't care about your rep points, I don't care if a mod is leaving negative reps and signing them from one of your buddies, I don't care about any of that shit. If you take that shit seriously enough to PM me about it, you need to fucking check yourself.

Do you people think I have the time or the desire to deal with your petty problems? In case you are unclear about this: I don't. From this point forward, I am going to just immediately ban anyone who bothers me about these things.

If you think a mod is being unfair to you, PM that person. If it goes poorly for you, tough shit. Deal with it, create a new account with a new username, or just don't come back. Contrary to what you may believe, this place doesn't need you. I don't care how many rep points you have, or how good your posts are, you are easily replaceable.

The TMMB should be an entertaining place, a place for diversion, laughter, and maybe some intellectual discourse every now and then. That is all. If it becomes more than that to you, you need to go. Nothing that happens here with regards to signature and rep points matters at all, so I don't want to hear about it."

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Anonymous said...

"da haterz"

Brilliant comment, you must be really c00l to sPeLl LikE ThaT. da haterz sHouLd neVeR dis K-Fed or Tucker Max.

Anonymous said...

somebody apparently told him that obvious, unironic satire is funny.

it's fucking obvious she was the victim of some sort of incest. otherwise she wouldn't constantly seek attention by pretending to be bisexual and by dating zeros like tucker max.

Anonymous said...

cockly, you should add another post about tucker max. 202 comments have already been posted here. we need a new post where we can make fun of tucker max in the comments.

Anonymous said...

yes new posts where we can make fun of tucker!!

please cockly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i just found out that tucker's middle name is even dumber than his first name. his middle name is "tibor."

Anonymous said...

surely you jest?

TuckerMaxIsARollModel said...

Mr Cokcly mcCockly you are an a**hole your hate mail to a awsome guy such as Tucker Max is wrong how about you get a real life you F**king Yerk.

P.S Love Your Books Tucker Cant Wait For The New One.

TuckerMaxIsARollModel said...

For All Of You Who Hate Tucker Max You Are Gayer Than Two Men Having Sex You Are Also Gayer Then The Life You Live On The Internet Making Fun Of Such A Cool Guy Such As Tucker Max..... F**k You All

Anonymous said...

TuckerMaxIsARollModel said...

Why don't you learn how to SPELL before bloviating here you moron?

Or are you referring to the "roll" of fat in his beer belly that was slapping the top of your head as you fellated him?

Chrysalid said...

Too stupid for words.

Anonymous said...

It's really funny to watch all the Tucker fanboys spend so much time defending him in these comments. Obviously they're tremendously bothered by the possibility that he's a liar.

Tucker fans: feel free to waste more of your time responding to my 30-second comment.

Me said...

funny well this message only took me 8sec asshole

Anonymous said...

Tucker Max is considered a smut peddler.

Anonymous said...

haha, i mean i he is a little cocky, but i think most people on here, are just jealous they can't get women! stop hatin on other peoples lives jesus!

Anonymous said...

Of course it's logically sound to assume that because he doesn't have time to personally address the maelstrom of petty complaints regarding internet forum signatures, that it naturally extends to apathy for the fan base that supports him. Did you even read what you quoted or did you erroneously extrapolate his feelings about something as unimportant as internet green dots? Hell, I know Tucker Max and his message board mean a lot to you (what would your purpose be without him?) but use some discretion to avoid misinformation.

Anonymous said...

This blog is not written by Justin Massler and never was...

Anonymous said...

Ivanka Trump says hi.

Anonymous said...

I saw Tucker Max at a party yesterday. He was very drunk and had his tongue halfway down Ivanka Trump's throat. They both said "hi". BTW, Tucker's book sales are doing great.

Anonymous said...

these comments are more funny than max tucker blog stories not to mention he has a website and not making money WHAT AN IDIOT!! i found out he gets 21,000 hits a month and hes not trying to cash in other than sell his dumb book that's not funny?

Anonymous said...

Here are some more assholes to add to the list:

- Kelvin Rigon (AKA KELLYNUTS)

- Aaron Walton (AKA Havoc72)

- Bernard Wong (AKA Janus32)

- Samo Wong (AKA Zkyer Wong)

- Mark Charteris (AKA'lovemesomebaka')

- Michael Wright (AKA GodlyEffect)

All the above are fucking morons and are ALL full of shit. They incessantly bitch/whine/complain about trivial matters concerning other people whilst hiding behind their computer monitors as they jack off to gay porn. It's fucking pathetic, seeing as they're all a bunch of socially-awkward virgin losers who can't even get laid or get a fucking degree in the real world.

Someone do me a huge favour and execute those stupid bitches, they're pulling down the intelligence level of Australia's society with their stupidity and faggotry.

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